Day 26
I literally have no idea where I am. One minute I'm dreaming about the purr-fect fish I cat, and the next I feline as if I've awoken in the middle of a catscare. I'm surrounded by these funny looking, fur less creatures who stand on their hind paws all of the time. And get this, they have no tails. Weird, right? I had purred the mews about these terrible tails from Whiskers down at the fish market, but I thought they were all just a bunch of mouse farts. He mewed about these creatures who had a funny sounding meow, but he called them two paws. These "two paws" he mewed, often go inside our gathering spots and snatch us up sometimes a clowder at a time in the middle of broad daylight! I get goosebumps just thinking about it beclaws that's when I like taking mew cat naps so I didn't even see this coming. You've cat to be kitten me right meow beclaws here I am being catnapped. I don't even know how I'm feline right meow. But these two paws are starting to creep meow-t. They keep staring at me, fish eyed like I'm catnip. The short, chubby two paw is getting too close fur comfurrt. He's beyond a paws distance, always stroking my fur like I'm a new born kitten. I will not give into the temptations of these puny attempts of "friendships." I am strong and fier-wait, wh-what's this? Oh no! My weakness has been found. Must. resist. urge. to. purr. Must. not. give. in. to. purrleaser. Must. not. purr, purrrr, PURRRRRRR. Mew. DARN IT!!! The furr-ce was strong in this one. I have failed all of mew an-cat-tors greatly. I should be banished to the cat carrier. These two paws are too powerfurrl fur mew right meow but I will find a way to overcome them. Fur meow I'm just going to lay down fur a cat nap.
Cationary fur your decoding
purr-fect (perfect)feline (feeling)
catscare (nightmare)
paws (feet)
purred (heard)
mews (news)
tails (tales/stories)
mouse farts (b.s./crap/bologna)
clowder (group of cats)
beclaws (because)
catnapped (kidnapped)
meow-t (me out)
fur (for)
comfurrt (comfort)
purrleaser (pleasure)
furr-ce (force)
mew (my)
powerfurrl (powerful)
meow (now)
you have cat to be kitten me right meow (you have got to be kidding me right now)
