Friday, May 10, 2013

The Furrnal Days

Day 190

So as these last furrew days have been winding down I have furround out exactly why these two-paws have purrt me through so much mess. It's beclaws they love me to death. It's crazy but yes they sent me to the vet, gave me a bath, and have tortured me with catnip and efurrything else all beclaws they loved me.

They always love me. Life here hasn't been that bad or unpurrleasant. I've gotten used to how these two-paws opurrate and run this shelter. I mean I can still have mew furreedom and still have mew treats they give me.


They lather me in affurrection and love. They purrlay with me and purret me whenefurr I want them to. They purractically worship me. I might as well be the next Bast. Efurrything I do they say it's purrfectly adorable and all of that mushy love stuff.

I can still have mew cat naps whenefurr i want. Purreace and quiet furrom efurrybody in the shelter. It's like I almost rule this shelter. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that in the end I actually love this purrlace and I hope I don't leave these two-paws efurr. I love them too.

It's purractically purradise here and I love all of the adventure that has happurrened to me so furrar. Efurryday is a new adventure, a new memory being made. I don't mind the craziness as much anymore beclaws I know they would nefurr hurt me in the end.

These last weeks I have made a furramily I am purroud to call mine and mine alone. Ohana means furramily and furramily means that nobody gets lefurrt behind. I sure won't leave this furramily behind. They've done so much furr me and all I have in return to give is just being there furr them when they need a furriend.








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Cationary furr your decoding

furrnal (final)
furrew (few)
furround (found)
two-paws (humans)
purrt (put)
beclaws (because)
efurrything (everything)
unpurrleasant (unpleasant)
opurrate (operate)
shelter (home)
mew (my)
furreedom (freedom)
affurrection (affection)
purrlay (play)
purret (pet)
whenefurr (whenever)
purractically (practically)
Bast (Egyptian cat goddess)
purrfectly (perfectly)
purreace (peace)
furrom (from)
efurrybody (everybody)
purrlace (place)
efurr (ever)
purradise (paradise)
happurrened (happened)
furrar (far)
efurryday (everyday)
nefurr (never)
furramily (family)
purroud (proud)
lefurrt (left)
furr (for)
furriend (friend)

Friday, May 3, 2013

Hap-purr-y Birthday!!!

Day 176

These two-paws have abandoned me fur about three days now. I have just returned furrom the evil vet again. Those monstrous two-paws at the vet stuck me with a long needle fur blood work they said. Whatefurr that means. Then they put a cat-heter inside me and I was stuck into a pouncing cave fur three whole days. They did this beclaws of a urinary infurrection I appurrently had. They even had to shave mew legs! Now I look furry furrnny and am self-conscious. It was just awfurrl.

 I'm going to be the laughing stock of all mew cat furriends. I don't know if I can handle all of the embarrassment. What am I going to do?
I have now returned home. Thank Bast! I am so hap-purr-y beclaws it's mew birthday!!! I am now furrour years old today. I've been waiting furr May 3rd to come all year. I furreel so old. I am now a grown cat, no longer a kitten. I should be having such a great birthday but no I'm all furrustrated afurrter all that mess at the vet.

 These two-paws did make it up to me though. They actually allowed me to eat the king of the sea. I got to enjoy a can of tuna. Mmm it was soo de-fish-ious! The two-paws though had to sing a furry furrnny tune to me. They stuck this burning stick into mew tuna. I almost burned
mewself befurr I ate it. It was worth all of the commotion though. Afurrter all of the pain and suf-furr-ing I've been through it was a nice gesture that these two-paws did. I think I'm actually warming up to them afurrter all these months. Oh

Bast! What in the world am I saying? I must still be a little crazy afurrter the anesthesia I was put under. All in all the day went well. I got away furrom that evil vet purrlace and I got mewself a can of tuna. I might actually survive this

crazy adventure yet. We'll see. I think it was just a bit too extreme of an adventure fur me though so I think I going to take a much needed long cat nap.


Cationary furr your decoding

two-paws (humans)
fur (for)
furrom (from)
whatefurr (whatever)
cat-heter (catheter)
pouncing cave (room)
beclaws (because)
infurrection (infection)
apurrently (apparently)
mew (my)
furry (really)
furrnny (funny)
awfurrl (awful)
furriends (friends)
Bast (egyptian cat goddess)
hap-purr-y (happy)
furrour (four)
furreel (feel)
furrustrated (frustrated)
afurrter (after)
king of the sea (tuna)
de-fish-ious (delicious)
burning stick (candle)
mewself (myself)
befurr (before)
suf-furr-ing (suffering)
purrlace (place)