Dr. Flea

Day 134

            So I was furry purrleased to furrnally get out of this shelter, but defurrnitely not like this. You've cat to be kitten me right meow! I actually got out of the shelter and furr a purrlesantly delightfurrl ride in this giant mew-ving litter box. It was furry scary, like oh mew Bast!

  


I could purractically see all nine of mew lives furrlash befurr me. I thought it was great but scary all at the same time. I don't furry know how I furry furreel right meow.  But anyways, mew excitement is getting

me off track of what the furry scary adventure furry was. I mean, furry! One mewnute I'm just riding along, enjoying the scenery and trying not to be such a scaredy cat. Then all of a sudden, bam! We're at this other litter shelter. I went along, not like I furry had a choice in this mewtter. It was furry purrculiar on the inside. The walls were all solid white and furry purrale. The furry weird purrt about this was that there were other creatures, even cats, in this one room. They all had the same furracial emotion as I did, compurrlete horror. I almost purreed mew purrants. Well I would have if I had purrants. The two-paws took me into this room with this other two-paw in this white cloth mewterial. This two-paw was a mewster though. He thoroughly checked me out like I was his prey. He said I had these things called "fleas" then he just attacked me! He randomly bit me! I mewed at the top of mew lungs! I wanted out of there as furrast as purrossible! I clawed and clawed at him and furrnally we got out of there. I never ever ever ever!!! Like ever want to go back! These two-paws call that evil purrlace the "vet". Hiss, even that name makes me want to throw up a hairball. Afurrter all of that disastrous mess I'm going to take a cat nap.

Cationary furr your decoding

Furry (really)
purrleased (pleased)
furnally (finally)
shelter (house)
defurrnitely (definitely)
You've cat to be kitten me right meow (you've got to be kidding me right now)
furr (for)
delightfurrl (delightful)
mew-ving (moving)
litter box (car)
Bast (cat goddness)
purractically (practically)
mew (my)
furrlash (flash)
befurr (before)
furreel (feel)
meow (now)
mewnute (minute)
scaredy cat (scared, really scared, petrified)
litter (little)
mewtter (matter)
purrculiar (peculiar)
purrale (pale)
purrt (part)
furracial (facial)
compurrlete (complete)
purreed (peed)
purrants (pants)
two-paws (humans)
mewterial (material)
mewster (monster)
furrast (fast)
purrossible (possible)
purrlace (place)
afurrter (after)