Hap-purr-y Birthday!!!

Day 176

These two-paws have abandoned me fur about three days now. I have just returned furrom the evil vet again. Those monstrous two-paws at the vet stuck me with a long needle fur blood work they said. Whatefurr that means. Then they put a cat-heter inside me and I was stuck into a pouncing cave fur three whole days. They did this beclaws of a urinary infurrection I appurrently had. They even had to shave mew legs! Now I look furry furrnny and am self-conscious. It was just awfurrl.

 I'm going to be the laughing stock of all mew cat furriends. I don't know if I can handle all of the embarrassment. What am I going to do?

I have now returned home. Thank Bast! I am so hap-purr-y beclaws it's mew birthday!!! I am now furrour years old today. I've been waiting furr May 3rd to come all year. I furreel so old. I am now a grown cat, no longer a kitten. I should be having such a great birthday but no I'm all furrustrated afurrter all that mess at the vet.

 These two-paws did make it up to me though. They actually allowed me to eat the king of the sea. I got to enjoy a can of tuna. Mmm it was soo de-fish-ious! The two-paws though had to sing a furry furrnny tune to me. They stuck this burning stick into mew tuna. I almost burned

mewself befurr I ate it. It was worth all of the commotion though. Afurrter all of the pain and suf-furr-ing I've been through it was a nice gesture that these two-paws did. I think I'm actually warming up to them afurrter all these months. Oh

Bast! What in the world am I saying? I must still be a little crazy afurrter the anesthesia I was put under. All in all the day went well. I got away furrom that evil vet purrlace and I got mewself a can of tuna. I might actually survive this

crazy adventure yet. We'll see. I think it was just a bit too extreme of an adventure fur me though so I think I going to take a much needed long cat nap.

Cationary furr your decoding

two-paws (humans)
fur (for)
furrom (from)
whatefurr (whatever)
cat-heter (catheter)
pouncing cave (room)
beclaws (because)
infurrection (infection)
apurrently (apparently)
mew (my)
furry (really)
furrnny (funny)
awfurrl (awful)
furriends (friends)
Bast (egyptian cat goddess)
hap-purr-y (happy)
furrour (four)
furreel (feel)
furrustrated (frustrated)
afurrter (after)
king of the sea (tuna)
de-fish-ious (delicious)
burning stick (candle)
mewself (myself)
befurr (before)
suf-furr-ing (suffering)
purrlace (place)