Curiosity Killed the Cat...Satisfaction Brought it Back

Day 43

These two paws furrnally let meow-t of their sight. I have total furreedom! I compurrletely understand why they are all ailurophiles. I'd be lion if I mewed they weren't. I'm not too fur-nd of those ailurophobes. Anyways, Ahh. This furreedom is pawsitively purrfect. I get to roam wherefur I want. I've stumbled across something furry cool that I cat believe! I furry don't think these two paws realize these pouncing caves are evefurrywhere. I'm quite pawsitive they don't. It's furry purrculiar. Purrhaps I'll just keep this mew purrecious secret. I know I won't furrget them beclaws they're evefurrywhere!

 

 

 

I purrfurr some caves over others, but I guess that's why they're mew furravorites. There are purrlenty of pouncing caves that I have furround to take mew catnaps on and sometimes in. I can furrnd just about anywhere and evefurrywhere to take my daily catnaps. I tend to sleep fur about 18 hours evefurry day. So all in all us cats sleep on average 2/3 of our lives. Oh don't worry, I still furrnd time to get in trouble and furrnd the kitten inside me.

Mew furravorite pouncing cave is always closed though. It taunts me evefurry day. I cat evfur get inside. It's this tall, white cave with furry de-fish-ious treats inside. Mew timing has to be purrticularly purrfect. I am furry purrsistant so I pawse befurr pouncing in. Furrnally! I'm on cloud 9, cat heaven, and purradise! I have furround the purrfect drink. It must have come furrom Bast herself! Nectar and ambrosia comes furrom this locked cave that only the two paws are allowed entrance to.

So these two paws are more clever than I thought they were. I will learn their ways if it's the last thing I do beclaws I'm furry purrsistent. Until then, time fur another catnap.

Cationary Fur your Decoding

two paws (humans)
furrnally (finally)
meow-t (me out)
furreedom (freedom)
compurrletely (completely)
ailurophiles (cat lover)
ailurophobia (fear of cats)
pawsitively (positively)
purrfect (perfect)
wherefur (wherever)
furry (really)
cat (can't)
pouncing caves (crawl spaces)
evefurrywhere (everywhere)
pawsitive (positive)
purrculiar (peculiar)
purrhaps (perhaps)
mew (my)
purrecious (precious)
furrget (forget)
beclaws (because)
purrfurr (perfer)
furravorites (favorites)
purrlenty (plenty)
furround (found)
evefurry (every)
furrnd (find)
evfur (ever)
de-fish-ious (delicious)
purrticularly (particularly)
purrsistent (persistent)
pawse (pause)
befurr (before)
purradise (paradise)
furrom (from)
Bast (Egyptian cat goddess)
nectar and ambrosia (drink and food from the gods)