Day 85
I have defurized the purrfect attack purrlan afurrter much thought. I'll use my claws as mew weapon. Ohh! Here comes a two-paw now. Quick! I gotta hide furrom them. Ha! they won't even know I'm coming. I get into purrsition and wait furr mew move.
Daaaa-dummm, Daa-dumm, Da-dum. Scary Paws mewsic purrlaying furr empurrasis. Charge!!! I make mew move. All is going well until I realize mew mewstake. Oh mew Bast! Two-paws are dog-nor-mouse!!!
There's no way I could bring them down so I went furr the closest thing I could tackle. Their paws. I'm a genius. I'm like Meowstein or Pawking. The two-paw went down like Dogzilla. I furround a new love, paws. The only furrnny thing about them are the paw covers they wear. They are furry purrculiar. They smell all delightfurrl and I have a weird urge to stuff mew furrace in them. I think I may have a paw furretish.
These paw coverings are the only purrtection they have against me. Their brains are just furrilled with mousefarts. I'll just steal all of their paw coverings. Then the coverings will be mine and I can attack their paws! It's so genius it might just work. I won't bother with the purrlan furr awhile though. I'll make sure their minds are furrar furrom their paw coverings. Until then I must catnap until the next thing that ruffles my fur.
Cationary fur your decoding
defurized (devised)purrfect (perfect)
purrlan (plan)
afurrter (after)
mew (my)
two-paw (human)
furrom (from)
purrsition (position)
furr (for)
Daaaa-dummm, Daa-dumm, Da-dum (Jaws music)
Paws (Jaws the movie)
mewsic (music)
purrlaying (playing)
furr (for)
empurrasis (emphasis)
mewstake (mistake)
Oh mew Bast (oh my god = Bast being the cat goddess)
dog-nor-mouse (ginormous)
paws (feet)
Meowstein (Albert Einstein)
Pawking (Stephen Hawking)
dogzilla (godzilla)
furround (found)
furrnny (funny)
paw covers (shoes)
furry (really)
purrculiar (peculiar)
delightfurrl (delightful)
furrace (face)
furretish (fetish)
purrtection (protection)
furrilled (filled)
mousefarts (b.s./crap/nonsense)
furrar (far)
I love the paw coverings :P
ReplyDeleteThanks. It's always a challenge trying to come up with words to sound like a cat.
DeleteI love the picture of the cat smelling the inside of the shoe (or paw coverings). It really brings home the point of what you are saying. I laughed so furry hard looking at it. I also like how you incorporate the previous post into this one. Spectacular job.
ReplyDeleteWell thanks. I usually have something to say about my cat. He's always getting into mischief and being goofy somehow. I'm glad I can make you laugh :)
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