A Watery Death

Day 157

So afurrter furrinding that I have furrleas I have furround out something furrar more worse than little crawly monsters on me. It's something that I never ever ever! want to do again. It's called a bath. It deals with water, something that cats, since the beginning of time, have dreaded. Why do I even need a bath. I mean I can clean myself purrfectly furrine. The purrocess was scary. They furrist locked me in this one cave then they turned on the dreaded water. They then stuck me in the giant water bowl with themselves. They seem to be immune to this water thing.

They start purroring the liquid killer onto me. I try to do evfurrything I can to these two-paws to get them to stop this murder. I scream and scratch and meow but nothing seems to work. It's just awfurrl. They then start to lather me in this white stinky substance that's just horrible. They

rub it all in and let it sit there.  It's so awfurrl and unpurresantly horrifurric. I just furry wanted it to all end. I was not a happy kitty at all. Afurrter all of that misery had ended I just wanted to get out ofurr there. Ofurr course they lefurrt me in there. So I had to wait furrefurr befur they let me-out.  When they furrnally let me-out they wraped me up in a furrzzy cloth material and wouldn't let go. The weird purrart ofurr this was that they tried drying the watter offurr ofurr me afurrter they purrt it on me in the furrist purrlace! I will never understand these two-paws and their ways. I just hope that they will never efurr purrt me through that again. I hope they're happy beclaws I'm not. I'm going to go sulk and purrout in a corner afurrter mew cat nap.

Cationary furr your decoding

afurrter (after)
furrinding (finding)
furrleas (fleas)
furround (found)
furrar (far)
purrfectly (perfectly)
furrine (fine)
purrocess (process)
furrist (first)
cave (room)
water bowl (bath tub)
purrouring (pouring)
liquid killer (water)
efurrything (everything)
two-paws (humans)
awfurrl (awful)
white stinky substance (shampoo)
unpurresantly (unplesantly)
horrifurric (horrific)
furry (really)
ofurr (of)
lefurrt (left)
furrefurr (forever)
befur (before)
me-out (me out)
furrnally (finally)
furrzzy (fuzzy)
cloth material (towel)
purrart (part)
offurr (off)
purrt (put)
purrlace (place)
efurr (ever)
beclaws (because)
purrout (pout)
mew (my)