So I am slowly getting furry bored in this shelter. Like extremely bored. Then I notice that these two-paws were up to something fishy again. I never know what they'll do next. So, me being furry curious, as usual, I investigate. Turns out they bought back some little treat they said. They call it "catnip" That just sounds furry unpurrleasant, like it comes furrom a cat. I was scaredy cat furr a moment befurr I realized it has nothing to do with a cat.
It's just so relaxing and calming to the soul. I don't know what it is about this stuff, but I like it. These two-paws though don't allow me to be around the stuff for furry long and they usually hide it in a pouncing cave or some other furry diffurrcult purrlace I cat seem to furrind. It's furry furrustrating and I might just end up having a hissy furrit.
I almost just want to sleep even more when I am in contact with this. I just cat get enough of this Nepeta Cataria. It only lasts 20 mewnutes though befurr it wears off. It's intoxi-cat-ing and I think the two-paws are using it to their advantage. It's just so
purrfect that I thi, I think I am go, going t-to take, take a um, a catnap. Yeah yeah a catnap. That sounds furry lovely right now. zzzzzzzz-meow-zzzz-mew.
Cationary furr decoding
furry (really)shelter (house)
two-paws (humans)
fishy (weird, suspicious)
catnip (powerful, potent herb for cats)
unpurrleasant (unpleasant)
furrom (from)
scaredy cat (afraid, terrified)
furr (for)
befurr (before)
purrleasantly (pleasantly)
pawsitively (positively)
purreciously (preciously)
delightfurrl (deligthful)
cat (can't)
mew (my)
purrsonality (personality)
hypurr (hyper)
pouncing cave (crawl spaces)
diffurrcult (difficult)
purrlace (place)
furrind (find)
furrustrating (frustrating)
hissy furrit (hissy fit)
Nepeta Cataria (catnip)
mewnutes (minutes)
intoxi-cat-ing (intoxicating)
Catnip is one of the things we as humans need. Think about it. Without the catnip, cats would probably take over the world in about a week. Thank you for keeping your cat under control. Now all I have to worry about is that dog...
ReplyDeleteHaha I promise you that the dog won't hurt you. Maybe they should invent dognip just in case, but peanutbutter usually does the trick just so you know :)
DeleteDestiny, you're blog is always super adorable! I look forward to reading your blog every week. Your blog shows that you put real time and effort into it and it turns out wonderfully every week. You're blog is by far one of the best. :)
ReplyDeleteaww thanks. I do enjoy reading yours as well. All I have to do really is look at my cat and see what stupid thing he does next. :) I'm glad you like it.
DeleteYeah each cat is different. My dad's cats go crazy but mine just calms down. Normally he's all hyper and stuff so I can just mellow him out with catnip
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