Voodoo mousecraft

Day 68

These two paws are up to their voodoo mousecraft again. I mean furry!? I'm expurrloring these pouncing caves and then I see it. The most compurrleately, pawsitively, purrfect, de-fish-ious treat of all time. It's the cat's meow! This scrupurrtious mouse is just sitting there not knowing what is about to happurrren.  I crouch down, ready to make mew move. Mew breathing matches the mouse's breathing as I don't take mew eyes off fur one mewnute. Then I charge like the felis silvestirs lybicas, mew ancators. Evefurrything is going great but then SPURRLAT! I run into something. I don't see anything but I sure can furrl it. It's hard and invisible. As I lay there bewildered I see mew cat snack scurry off into the unknown. I can almost hear the mouse laughing at me. Those two paws made an invisible wall of some sort. I don't know how they did this but they did. I smell something fishy here. I'm furry purrplexed.

  

It's quite confurrsing and furry pawsitively furrustrating. Maybe I'm not that furree afurrter all. I do not like this purrlace at all. Purrlease someone get meow-t!!! Furr the love of Bast and all things furry, I want out! This upsets me greatly. I see mew total furreedom but it's blocked by this invisible wall. I swear it must be some kind of furrce furrield. I'm about to throw a hissing furrit!!! MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! Sorry about that but I needed to get that out of mew system. I'm still angry as you know what but there's not much I can do. 

Or is there? Maybe I can use mew claws fur mew purrsonal 

advantage. Two paws' fur is purrculiarly scratchable. I will furrind mew time to attack but not sure when just yet.                                                                                                                                  

I will be the best attack cat evefurr. Those silly two paws won't know what hit them. I just have to wait fur the moment where they won't expurrect me at all. I can act compurrletely normally. I think.

Yup see I told you I can be normal. Nothing going on here. Just being a cat. Meow meow purr purr. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur.

And then all of a sudden I attack. Out of no where! I'm like a paw fur kitty just scratching up these two paws. I'll be the next Meowammad Ali, "Sting like a bee, float like a butterfly"

         I'll give them a little of this

                                                      And a little of this

   Then I'll show them a taste of this

Oh mew goodness. All this meowing of attacking has worn meow-t compurrletely. I'll start mew purrlan afuurter a cat nap.

Cationary furr your decoding

two paws (humans)

mousecraft (witchcraft)

furry (really)

expurrloring (exploring)

pouncing caves (crawl spaces)

compurrletely (completely)

pawsitively (positively)

purrfect (purfect)

de-fish-ious (delicious)

cat's meow (great news/ hip/ cool)

scrupurrtious (scruptious)

happurren (happen)

mew (my)

fur (for)

mewnute (minute)

felis silvestirs lybicas (african wildcat)

ancators (ancestors)

evefurrything (everything)

spurrlat (splat)

furrl (feel)

invisible wall (window)

purrplexed (perplexed)

confurrsing (confusing)

furrustrating (frustrating)

furree (free)

purrlace (place)

purrplease (please)

meow-t (me out)

Bast (egyptian cat goddess)

furreedom (freedom)

furrce (force)

furrield (field)

hissing furit (hissy fit)

purrsonal (personal)

purrculiarly (percurliarly)

furrind (find)

evefurr (ever)

expurrect (expect)

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, our pur pur (big bang theory reference)

paw fur kitty (kung fu kitty)

Meowammad Ali (Muhammad Ali-famous boxer)

meowing (talking)

purrlan (plan)

afurrter (after)